The 10 Most Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines I Got From Italian Men

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Now before we dive into half the reason you all clicked this article to begin with (hi pervs), it’s hard not to laugh at the boldness of the gorgeous, and too-aggressive-for-my-taste, ways of some of the Italian speciMEN of this world.

Disclaimer: I have many Italian male friends who are lovely people, and I hope they don’t read this, but if they do, Hi and tell your friends/neighbors/male compadres that this is both counterproductive and creepy if their goal is to woo a foreigner like me.

The 5 Most Undateable Guys in Europe

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This could be US, perched under metro signs, laughing whimsically at nothing but this photo opp, but you playin'...
This could be us, perched under metro signs, laughing whimsically at nothing but this photo opp, but you playin’…

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